By Donald Hobart
In Dell Larond
They say that elves make the best lovers.
So when it came time to find a wife,
I went to the city
And bought one.
She was the wildest woman I ever known.
On our wedding night
I was the one who got penetrated
When she took the cake server
And jammed it into my arm.
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I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore.
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