Out of the Kingdom
Jack of all trades
And master of none.
Armed with my trusty Gnollish flyswatter
And with a colander on my head,
I’ve got my wonderwall shield at the ready
1337 7r0uZORZ, pine-fresh tied at my neck
I journey on into the darkness,
Ready at last
To slay the Boss Bat
In his smelly bat hole.
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I got the gender bender trophy.