By Brad Robinson
Once upon a time, there was a wizard who spun a mile of sand into a fortress of glass.
It was a marvelous sight, but it made him the bane of all the local birdwatchers.
That is, until they taught their children how to sling rocks.
Then, there were a lot of barbequed children.
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Screw this, I’m going to a barmitzfah!
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